A wise old Lakota-Sioux Woman

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The old photo to your left is an important one:Chief's Red Cloud and Sitting Bull. (Update: a fellow blogger notified me and corrected the Warrior next to Red Cloud is American Horse. Also see picture of American Horse in full headress at bottom of this blog) I'm a Lakota-Sioux ,born and raised in Central Wyoming on the Arapho/ Shoshone Rez. My wisdom comes from the school of hard knocks,and the paths I choose to take. Along with the advice and stories from my elders, my road has lead me here.

Monday, January 26, 2009

On The Lighter Side......


Share/Save/Bookmark Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face
is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."


Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "


That little shit, O'Conner?" says Sean. "He couldn't do that to you,
he must have had something in his hand."

" That he did," says Paddy. "A shovel is what he had, and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it."

Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself; didn't you
have something in your hand?"

That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."


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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from
the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, Where have
ya been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few to drink
this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "That a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought
I'd gone deaf."


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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident
down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband, Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least
go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda...no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning
service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he
have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun.'"

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AND THE BEST FOR LAST

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth,
sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk
continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this
side either!"

Check out this bill a Republican has been trying to put through Congress!


Share/Save/Bookmark Jan 22, 2009 - Bill Action
Introduced: S. 296: A bill to promote freedom, fairness, and economic opportunity by repealing the income tax...
Sen. Saxby Chambliss [R-GA] introduced S. 296: A bill to promote freedom, fairness, and economic opportunity by repealing the income tax and other taxes, abolishing the Internal Revenue Service, and enacting a national sales tax to be administered primarily by the States.

Wondering if this is a smart thing to do or....I have no feedback. How bout any comments pro or con from you all out there in Bloggerland.

I do have a site I think we all should follow:
wwwgovtrack.us
We can follow bills that we as individuals find very important to our lives. I have found it very interesting, so will you. You can follow up to five bills you want, and you can also see what the members are adding to these bills otherwise called pork.
Check it out, look to the bottom of my blog and I think you can see what it's all about. And if you want to see what the bill's about, click on the blue bill on th screen and it takes you further into the site.